Funny card

This isn't a joke, it's a funny card but it made me smile (I bought two, sent one to a friend and kept one for myself, I'm keeping the card shops in business ). I was going to put it on the dieting thread, but didn't think it was appropriate when everyone is trying so hard!

On the front of the card is a very fat pig, fully dressed and standing on her hind legs. She is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, the swinging kind that dress shops used to have, and is horrified at what she sees. "How fat I look!" she says, "I must do something about it!"


Inside the card is a picture of the same pig, eating a cream cake, looking happily at the mirror, which is smashed to smithereens. "That's better!" she says.

Sounds like a good one Christine