Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough.. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'


The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to
his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
If you don't send this to five friends, there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world

Oh Jan thats one for my son

Brilliant

have heard it before, but it still made me laugh

Laughed so much I nearly needed treatment myself? - shouldn't have been drinking coffee while i read it!

craftymumof3 wrote:Brilliant

I can only agree, that's one to pass on, I bet it works as well!

poppytree wrote:Laughed so much I nearly needed treatment myself? - shouldn't have been drinking coffee while i read it!

oops sorry Jane you can blame Anne she sent it to me

Told the joke at the gym this morning, several people were doing a sponsored silence for Red Nose Day as they went round the circuit, so it had been unusually quiet until then. No-one had heard it before, and it caused a bit of merriment, despite my appalling attempt at a hillbilly accent. Thanks, I daresay it will be being passed on again!

oldens are always the bestuns