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Ranchers in Oz
poppytree Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:54 pm
A Texan visiting Australia was talking to a cattle ranch owner. "You got a
nice ranch here," he said, "but mine in Texas is much bigger."
He looked at one of the breeding bulls and commented, "That's a nice looking
little bull, there, but ours are much bigger."
Just then, a couple of kangaroos hopped across the road and the Texan
exclaimed, "God'a'mighty, what in hell were those?. The Ozzie asked, "Don't
you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
nice ranch here," he said, "but mine in Texas is much bigger."
He looked at one of the breeding bulls and commented, "That's a nice looking
little bull, there, but ours are much bigger."
Just then, a couple of kangaroos hopped across the road and the Texan
exclaimed, "God'a'mighty, what in hell were those?. The Ozzie asked, "Don't
you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
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