Sipho

Sipho had a girlfriend, Lorraine , very pretty & he liked her a lot.
One day Sipho went to work & found a gorgeous new girl had come to
work at his office, named Clearly. He was quite smitten with her & she
was very interested in him too. But Sipho was a loyal man & wouldn't do
anything with Clearly, while he was still with Lorraine.

He decided to break up with Lorraine & get it on with Clearly,
but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

Then one day he & Lorraine went for a walk along the riverbank,
she slipped & fell into the river, the current carried Lorraine off &
she drowned. Sipho stopped for a moment by the river, & then ran off
smiling & singing & smiling & singing. What was he singing, you ask???













I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone....

Good one!

Good one Jacky

Nice one

I've had some really funny ones sent to me recently but they are not at all PC and likely to offend so haven't posted them on here just in case.

Like it like it Jacky. Janet xx