How Old Is Old

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

'Come have a look over here, 'says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.'

'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Patrick O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.'

Just then, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!'

'What was his name?' asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: 'Miles, from Dublin.'

Alf had lived to a ripe old age. If anyone asked him, he'd say it was all due to putting a pinch of gunpowder on his porridge every morning.

He died two days after his 102nd birthday leaving five children, sixteen grandchildren, twenty great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a twenty-foot hole in the crematorium wall!

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