HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (lovers of words)

I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on
shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in
linoleum blownapart.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd
dye.

That's great

Janet xx