Childbirth at 65!

Childbirth
at 65


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of
mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'




'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!

Oh wonderful Janet xx

Brilliant!!!!!