Job application

Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employers Response

Dear Bryan

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

See you on Monday

I'd give him one....a job I mean

I`d give him a job to makes the old heart flutter

I want a job where he works!!!!

he can work with me anytime he wants

muppet73 wrote:I'd give him one....a job I mean

Oh I am so with you in that response!!!

Beware -looks are deceiving - I've seen his picture before and heard he was gay!

Who says you can't get by on looks, I know I'd hire him...
Robin

Ladies, the tone of the forum has gone dramatically downhill.
This is a serious matter, the young man is in need of employment. As it happens, I have been looking for someone like him for years. I should very much like him to give me a hand now and again, my husband is not getting any younger, so a strong young man like him is just what I need. I could find something for him to do in every room in the house, and possibly in the garden. Is there any chance of getting his details?

(I was going to say I could offer him a position, but thought it could be taken the wrong way, (if you'll pardon the expression).)

Reminds me of the time my manager wrote my annual report in the bank and said " I've tried this young lady out in several positions but she is at her best on the counter!"

Ladies please this is a respectable forum, clear such thoughts from your head right now





***running off to search on google of where he is working*