I've been demoted

Boo hoo.......... I've lost a star - I've had two for ages.
What have you done Anne?

I have lost 1 too

Ooops, and there was me thinking no-one would notice. How daft is that!!??

I had mistakenly put up 2 stars for the first level not one, you will have to chat a bit more to get it back I'm afraid

I'm sure we can manage that

I don't doubt it at all

No problem - thought it was odd some of us by-passed 1 star completely!

I haven't been on the forum for a few days and I hadn't even noticed!!

i still havent managed one yet

I kinda wondered why we had been promoted to 2 stars so quickly
Reminds me of the time my youngest, Susanne, came home from school all excited and proudly pronounced 'Mum, I have been demoted up a group in reading'
I am afraid I just fell about laughing (bad Mother)
Susanne was always trying to say 'big words' that she didn't fully understand


Oh no! Just thought of another time!
The little minx must have found the book Sarah, her elder sister, had been given about the facts of life
In this book the key words, names of private parts of the body, were referred to as 'big words'
Sarah and I had discussed the 'Big Words'
Anyway, there we were all sitting round the table at dinner time and Susanne was squirming non-stop in her chair. Her Dad told her off quite a few times and eventually she replied in pure frustration
'I have an itchy big word'
I immediately choked while laughing my head off.
Sarah was raging because Susanne had been at her things and both her and Susanne were drawing me looks ( bad Mother again)
Their Dad and brothers just sat there puzzled
Oh the joys of young children

Dont ya just love the innocents of kids

awwww dear Jane thats bad still its gives us chance to catch up now

Jayne1966 wrote:Dont ya just love the innocents of kids

Way back when my son was 4 years old, it was December and we were walking around the centre of Cardiff doing some shopping. My son had never been known for his quiet voice or his discretion said in a very loud voice "Dad, how do you keep your willy warm, mine is freezing? " Whilst his sister and I fell about laughing my ex tried to suggest ways of keeping little willy warm he he. Guess what he had in his stocking that Christmas, yup a little willy warmer made from a little finger cut off a pair of gloves with a blue ribbon threaded through the lose stitches he he. Well I couldn't resist it he he

You guys have me in stiches.
My Josh came with me to pick up his big brother from school. It was the last day of the school year and Josh was running around the playground shouting "My brother has broken down from school" instead of broken up.

Jen

havent even got 1 yet so i defo wouldnt have noticed lol

These are the things I miss about working with children
I always said I should have written everything down
It would be a best seller
Talking about which.......has anyone heard about Gervaise Phinn?
I have his book called 'A Wean in a Manger'
I went to see hiim at the local theatre a few years back and I have never laughed so much!!!
He used to be a Headteacher then became a School Inspector
The stories he told were hilarious
If any of you ever get the chance to see him live I really recomend it
The tears will be running down your legs and you will fall off your seat laughing

PS the book is great too

Mum had his book for her birthday and while I was there I couldn't put it down, it is so funny Couldn't borrow it as she hadnt read it. Perhaps she has now

cubbie66 wrote:havent even got 1 yet so i defo wouldnt have noticed lol

Well get yapping

Jayne1966 wrote:

cubbie66 wrote:havent even got 1 yet so i defo wouldnt have noticed lol

Well get yapping

I still haven't got one either.

Only another 23 posts to go Jacky

I had better get chatting then

22 to go

By the weekend?

Possibly.