Joe's Operation, dont read if easily offended

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to
press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was with out a headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought,'That's what I need ..
a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size
44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How
about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's se e, 34 sleeves and
16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked,
'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was
18 years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size
34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one hell of a headache'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second opinion - PRICELESS

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(does anyone else suddenly have huge writing? Mine has just changed and although its very easy to read I have to keep scrolling on long messages)

Only when I am typing, which is an advantage for me Comes out normal on the forum

I was going to mention that to Jane, perhaps Anne has changed some settings for us, makes it a lot easier to see

Liked that one Janetx