Jumble jokes

Spent the day helping with a Jumble Sale today and thought I'd share some of the jokes going round.

God had only made Adam, and they were having a natter one day when Adam told God that it was all right when he dropped in, but otherwise he was lonely, and could God do something about it? God said he certainly could, he could make a female who would look after Adam, serving all his wants, cooking, cleaning, washing and ironing, she'd never be subject to headaches and would tend to his every need. Adam thought that sounded great, but asked how much he would have to pay, and God told him it would cost an arm and a leg. Adam wasn't keen, and said he'd rather not, but thought for a bit and then said "What would I get for a rib?"

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According to someone else God make Eve first, with three breasts. Eve didn't like it, so when God called round she told him that she didn't have room for three, it just wasn't comfortable. God said it was no problem and removed the middle one. Later Eve told him she was feeling lonely when he wasn't there and wondered if he could help? He said he could start right away, and getting up to begin he said "Now, where did I put that useless tit?"

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And finally... What did God say after he'd made man?
"I'll have another go, I can do better than that!"