Beat the Credit Crunch
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melchache/ellen
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Beat the Credit Crunch
1. Don't waste money on expensive ipods -
Just think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "change tracks" then think of another song you like and hum that instead !
2. Save money on personalised car number plates -
Simply change your name to match your existing plate
eg. - Mr. KVL 741Y
3. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars -
Just stand closer to the object you wish to view
4. Save electricity -
Turn off all the lights in your house and wear a miner's helmet
5. Got an old telephone directory ?
They make IDEAL personal address books - simply cross out the names of all the people that you don't know !
6. Don't turn up the heating
Just pop outside for ten minutes, without a coat - you'll feel the benefit when you come back in !
7. Why pay the EARTH for an expensive jigsaw ?
Take a bag of frozen chips out of the freezer and try piecing together the whole potato.
8. Fancy some toffee - don't go out and BUY it !!
Mix together tea and coffee and leave in fridge to cool - HEY presto!! TOFFEE !!!!
9. Make your own inexpensive mints -
Leave blobs of toothpaste on the window sill to dry -
P/S Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs !
Hope these tips helps everyone in these hard times
Just think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "change tracks" then think of another song you like and hum that instead !
2. Save money on personalised car number plates -
Simply change your name to match your existing plate
eg. - Mr. KVL 741Y
3. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars -
Just stand closer to the object you wish to view
4. Save electricity -
Turn off all the lights in your house and wear a miner's helmet
5. Got an old telephone directory ?
They make IDEAL personal address books - simply cross out the names of all the people that you don't know !
6. Don't turn up the heating
Just pop outside for ten minutes, without a coat - you'll feel the benefit when you come back in !
7. Why pay the EARTH for an expensive jigsaw ?
Take a bag of frozen chips out of the freezer and try piecing together the whole potato.
8. Fancy some toffee - don't go out and BUY it !!
Mix together tea and coffee and leave in fridge to cool - HEY presto!! TOFFEE !!!!
9. Make your own inexpensive mints -
Leave blobs of toothpaste on the window sill to dry -
P/S Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs !
Hope these tips helps everyone in these hard times
Re: Beat the Credit Crunch
very funny ,thankyou
melchache/ellen- Moo'ette
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Re: Beat the Credit Crunch
Me and hubby got a good chuckle out of this. Thanks for the laugh.
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