Problem when it snows

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can get through.


"So the good wife went out and moved her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.

"The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,

"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."

Good one........how about these...

Britain at a standstill as terrorists use weather to create chaos

Britain has once again succumbed to the threat of weather-based terrorism with the majority of the country brought to a standstill by the use of the outlawed blanket precipitation weapon, codenamed S.N.O.W. (Seems Normally to Occur in Winter).

“Despite the efforts of our best people we remain powerless to either predict or cope with the aftermath of an attack”.


Coldest night for years forces Newcastle residents into long sleeves

The UK has suffered its coldest night of the winter so far with temperatures plummeting to -22.1C (-7.8F) in places, forcing some Newcastle residents into a cardigan or light sweater.

"I thought I was having a minor epileptic fit, but it turns out it was something called 'shivering'."

Oh Jacky really like that

Really liked all of those,

Fab!