Food for thought

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
 
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible black crisp, which no human being would want to eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
 

Great questions Jane

Good ones Jane but have to disagree with wheels on luggage because I don't think a single human being has ever stepped foot on the moon

They are great, where do you get these from Janet xx