Yorkshire humour

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist
"Nah then lad, does tha sell 'a r s e' cream?"


Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ectasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

The forum has a naughty word blocker Jane and you just found one of the naughty words Lol
Almosty spat my pepsi at that one Lol

I just thought that Jane had changed it It took me a while to work out the joke, luckily I had an email from a friend with all of the jokes in with the real words