more humour for Lexophiles

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
it was a weapon of maths disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind
in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'

13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No
change yet.'

14. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't
have the balls to do it.

15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.

16. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.

17. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

18. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Love them Jane.

Very ingenious Jane

very funny Jane

They were brilliant Jane

One to add
A sign on the lawn at a vasectomy clinic saying no ball games.

That is a true one, Alan saw it on his way in

Lv janetx